Birthday Roast Speech Generator
Turn their birthday into a moment they'll be cringing about for years.
They survived another lap around the sun. The least you can do is mark the occasion properly. Give us their quirks, their job title, and that one story everyone pretends not to remember โ and we'll write a 400-500 word personalized birthday roast in 30 seconds. For less than a coffee. More damage than a cake smash.
๐ Generate a Birthday Roast โโฌ0.99 ยท No subscription ยท Shareable link
Why Splouf for birthdays?
Every joke references the details you provide โ no generic birthday clichรฉs
Written to be read aloud in a room full of people who already know the truth
Three intensity levels โ from warm teasing to absolutely no survivors
How the carnage happens
Three simple steps to glorious public humiliation
Fill the Dossier
Tell us who the victim is โ their job, quirks, and most embarrassing moments.
We Write the Carnage
We write a 400-500 word personalized roast at the intensity you choose.
Share the Destruction
Get a unique shareable link. Send it to the group chat. Deny everything.
Birthday roast questions
Will it mention their age?
Only if you include it. We won't guess โ but if they're turning 40 and you tell us, we will absolutely use that as ammunition.
Is it suitable to read aloud at the party?
Yes. We write for the room. Even the Gentle version gets audible reactions. Pick your intensity based on how long you want them to pretend they're fine.
What if they're easily offended?
Pick Gentle โ warm teasing, ends with affection. Or pick someone less fragile.
Ready to make someone's day terrible (in a good way)?
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