Leaving Party Roast Speech Generator
Send them off with a speech that makes them question whether leaving was actually a good idea.
The leaving party speech is a sacred tradition. Not the 'you'll be missed' one โ the one that captures what it was actually like to share an office with this person. Their legendary email habits, their signature catchphrases, the incident everyone agreed never to discuss publicly. We'll write it. You just deliver it with a straight face.
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Why Splouf for leaving parties?
Personalized with the details only their colleagues would know
400-500 words โ long enough to be thorough, short enough to hold the room
Works for every exit: new job, retirement, promotion, or unexplained disappearance
How the carnage happens
Three simple steps to glorious public humiliation
Fill the Dossier
Tell us who the victim is โ their job, quirks, and most embarrassing moments.
We Write the Carnage
We write a 400-500 word personalized roast at the intensity you choose.
Share the Destruction
Get a unique shareable link. Send it to the group chat. Deny everything.
Leaving party roast questions
Can I include inside jokes?
Please do. That's what makes it personal. The more specific you are, the funnier it lands with the people in the room.
What if they're not technically leaving โ just moving teams?
Still counts. Possibly more justified.
How long is the roast?
400 to 500 words โ written to be read aloud in under 3 minutes. Long enough to be thorough, short enough that the free bar stays relevant.
Ready to make someone's day terrible (in a good way)?
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