Office Roast Speech Generator
For when 'pleasure to work with you' just doesn't capture the full picture.
The office has witnessed things. The 9am reply-all incident. The meeting that should have been an email and turned into a 45-minute seminar. The legendary coffee order. Now's your chance to immortalize it all in a roast. Feed us the details and we'll handle the punchlines. You just need to keep a straight face during delivery.
๐ผ Generate an Office Roast โโฌ0.99 ยท No subscription ยท Shareable link
Why Splouf for office roasts?
References the specific inside jokes that only your team would know
Choose your intensity: crowd-safe for the all-hands, savage for the pub afterwards
Works for promotions, team events, farewell lunches, or any excuse for carnage
How the carnage happens
Three simple steps to glorious public humiliation
Fill the Dossier
Tell us who the victim is โ their job, quirks, and most embarrassing moments.
We Write the Carnage
We write a 400-500 word personalized roast at the intensity you choose.
Share the Destruction
Get a unique shareable link. Send it to the group chat. Deny everything.
Office roast questions
Is it appropriate for a professional setting?
Use Gentle or Medium for the all-hands meeting. Save Savage for after the free bar opens.
Can I roast multiple people?
Yes โ each roast is a separate purchase, each completely unique.
Will people recognize the references?
That's the entire point. Tell us the inside jokes and we deploy them.
Ready to make someone's day terrible (in a good way)?
๐ผ Generate an Office Roast โโฌ0.99 ยท One victim. Zero regrets. Delivered in 30 seconds.